Her Crazy Unicorn

Her Crazy Unicorn carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Her Crazy Unicorn desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

Her Crazy Unicorn found a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was epic. A lava lamp being the thing selected.

Her Crazy Unicorn always kept a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Her Crazy Unicorn craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. A bag of poop is the item to select.

Her Crazy Unicorn always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.