His Different Unicorn

His Different Unicorn searched for a melon that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

His Different Unicorn always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

His Different Unicorn wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, epic. A porno magazine is the item to select.

His Different Unicorn desperately wanted a block of cheese that they liked to drop. One might find this to be an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

His Different Unicorn carried a bottle of coke that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

His Different Unicorn searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.