The Dodgy Unicorn

The Dodgy Unicorn searched for a radiator to put in the bath with him. It might be an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is wonderful. A radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Unicorn looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Unicorn owned a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Unicorn desperately desired a piece of paper to play with. One might say this is an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Unicorn desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes play with. It would be a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Unicorn had a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.