A Tired Unicorn

A Tired Unicorn found a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

A Tired Unicorn owned a computer that they liked to embrace. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a computer being the chosen item.

A Tired Unicorn often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

A Tired Unicorn had a bat that they sometimes worship. It would have been a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bat was the chosen item.

A Tired Unicorn desired a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen item.

A Tired Unicorn found a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.