The Adorable Viper

The Adorable Viper always had with them a bag of poop to play with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Adorable Viper desperately needed a piece of paper that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Adorable Viper had a bat that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Adorable Viper found a custard pie that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Adorable Viper searched for a condom that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a condom was the chosen item.

The Adorable Viper desperately craved for a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater of all things.