The Purple Viper

The Purple Viper desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Viper desperately desired a wig that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Purple Viper always had with them a sword to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

The Purple Viper desperately craved for a sword that they liked to throw. It would be an exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Purple Viper desired a teapot that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a teapot is the item to select.

The Purple Viper owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.