My Boring Viper

My Boring Viper wanted a vibrator that they would worship. It was a surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

My Boring Viper always kept a block of cheese that they would demolish. It is a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is epic. A block of cheese is the item to select.

My Boring Viper always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

My Boring Viper often carried a sword that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to choose.

My Boring Viper desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a funny action, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

My Boring Viper found a mug that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a mug being the item opted for.