The Yellow Viper

The Yellow Viper always carried a melon that they would sit and look at. It should have been a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was out of this world. Honestly, a melon is the thing to select.

The Yellow Viper needed a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. It would be an exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Yellow Viper often carried a pint of beer to worship. It is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is fun. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Viper owned a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

The Yellow Viper desperately wanted a rubber johnny to break. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Yellow Viper searched for a stapler that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was selected.