The Grumpy Viper

The Grumpy Viper always carried a ball that they would drop. It would have been an odd action, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be out of this world. Honestly, a ball being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Viper desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Viper desperately looked for a melon to rub on his belly. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A melon being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Viper craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird idea, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thought it was fun. A bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Viper desired a spade that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Viper desperately looked for a ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a ball is the item that was chosen.