The Green Viper

The Green Viper desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered an unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Viper looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to sit and look at. It would be an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Green Viper owned a pencil sharpener that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Viper carried a pen to put up their bum. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pen being the thing opted for.

The Green Viper searched for a piece of paper that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Green Viper desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.