The Fat Viper

The Fat Viper always carried a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought it was spectacular. Strangely, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Fat Viper desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Fat Viper needed a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Viper needed a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Fat Viper desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is wonderous. A piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Viper owned a cup that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cup of all things.