Horny Viper

Horny Viper had a ball that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item chosen.

Horny Viper owned a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon being the item selected.

Horny Viper desired a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Horny Viper searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Horny Viper desired a custard pie that they liked to sleep with. It might be an unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to choose.

Horny Viper craved for a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.