Their Lovely Viper

Their Lovely Viper always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was selected.

Their Lovely Viper had a condom to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

Their Lovely Viper desperately wanted a big sponge that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item selected.

Their Lovely Viper desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would eat. It would have been a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was awe-inspring. A block of cheese would be the item chosen.

Their Lovely Viper always carried a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who feels it was out of this world. A big sponge was the chosen item.

Their Lovely Viper found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.