The Big Viper

The Big Viper looked for a teapot that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Big Viper found a tomato that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Big Viper craved for a bottle of coke to eat. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was entertaining. A bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Viper desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Viper had a dildo that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Big Viper needed a sponge that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.