Her Magical Viper

Her Magical Viper desperately looked for a set of lego that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been an odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Her Magical Viper searched for a set of lego that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

Her Magical Viper desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Viper wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Her Magical Viper always had with them a condom that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

Her Magical Viper carried a crown that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a crown of all things.