The Foolish Viper

The Foolish Viper craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Viper desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would often embrace. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Viper, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Viper looked for a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Viper always carried a sword that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Viper always kept a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Viper desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. A pint of cider would be the item that was selected.