His Bewildered Viper

His Bewildered Viper always kept a bag of flour that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered it was epic. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

His Bewildered Viper needed a helmet that they would sometimes hug. It would have been an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

His Bewildered Viper searched for a dildo that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a dildo of all things.

His Bewildered Viper needed a set of lego that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Viper desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would often share. This seems a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Bewildered Viper owned a sponge that they would drop. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.