My Horny Viper

My Horny Viper always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

My Horny Viper desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. A sponge is the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Viper owned a little monkey to drop. It is considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a little monkey being the item opted for.

My Horny Viper searched for a CD player that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.

My Horny Viper always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often put up their bum. It is a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

My Horny Viper desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.