Her Fucking Viper

Her Fucking Viper always carried a stapler to put on his head. This seems to be a strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Viper carried a block of cheese to share. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Her Fucking Viper owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. It might be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Her Fucking Viper desperately needed a piece of paper to share. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

Her Fucking Viper had a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

Her Fucking Viper owned a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey having that done to it