The Dodgy Viper

The Dodgy Viper owned a stapler to cuddle. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Viper always carried a little monkey that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Viper desperately craved for a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who expected it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a wig having that done to it

The Dodgy Viper always kept a melon that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Viper always had with them a computer that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Viper searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.