A Scary Viper

A Scary Viper desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often eat. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A rubber johnny is the item to choose.

A Scary Viper desperately desired a melon that they would smash. It is a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Scary Viper desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Viper, who expected it was entertaining. A Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

A Scary Viper searched for a CD player that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen thing.

A Scary Viper looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

A Scary Viper wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.