A Depressed Viper

A Depressed Viper often carried a stretchman that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing selected.

A Depressed Viper desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Viper needed a porno magazine to play with. It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Viper desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Viper always carried a stapler that they would often cuddle. It should be a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Viper wanted a CD player that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item chosen.