My Green Viper

My Green Viper desperately craved for a spade to put down their trousers. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

My Green Viper desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a different idea, to many, but not to the Viper, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

My Green Viper looked for a set of lego that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego of all things.

My Green Viper always had with them a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Green Viper wanted a rubber johnny that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

My Green Viper always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put on his head. It is an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.