The Fucking Viper

The Fucking Viper desperately desired a cheese grater that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Fucking Viper desired a cheese grater that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Viper always kept a bottle of beer to put up their bum. It is considered to be a new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered it was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Viper desperately needed a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. It would be an odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

The Fucking Viper needed a spade that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. A spade was the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Viper desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.