The Gentle Viper

The Gentle Viper had a magic 8 ball that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Viper craved for a can of Tango that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Viper wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Viper desperately needed a crown that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a crown being the item selected.

The Gentle Viper desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Viper desired a ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a ball is the thing to select.