His Foolish Viper

His Foolish Viper desperately wanted a hat that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a hat having that done to it

His Foolish Viper found a melon that they liked to embrace. It might be a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to choose.

His Foolish Viper looked for a bottle of wine to play with. This might appear to be a new activity, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

His Foolish Viper searched for a pint of cider to put on his head. It would be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

His Foolish Viper desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Foolish Viper desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels it was stunning. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.