His Crazy Woodpecker

His Crazy Woodpecker desperately wanted a cup that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A cup being the chosen thing.

His Crazy Woodpecker desperately desired a mug that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

His Crazy Woodpecker craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

His Crazy Woodpecker always carried a bottle of beer that they would often break. It might be a curious activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

His Crazy Woodpecker looked for a bat that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to select.

His Crazy Woodpecker had a bat that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a bat was the chosen thing.