The Cute Woodpecker

The Cute Woodpecker desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Cute Woodpecker found a sack of potatoes that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Cute Woodpecker always carried a spade to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

The Cute Woodpecker desired a spade that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to select.

The Cute Woodpecker always carried a pen to rub on his belly. It is a peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. A pen was the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Woodpecker desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be an odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was breathtaking. A little monkey was the chosen item.