His Worrisome Woodpecker

His Worrisome Woodpecker often carried a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

His Worrisome Woodpecker carried a vibrator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

His Worrisome Woodpecker desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Worrisome Woodpecker needed a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. It is an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

His Worrisome Woodpecker found a toilet brush that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

His Worrisome Woodpecker craved for a mug to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to choose.