My Blue Woodpecker

My Blue Woodpecker desperately needed a mug that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug is the item that was chosen.

My Blue Woodpecker desperately needed a cup that they would hug. It might have been a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.

My Blue Woodpecker had a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a rubber johnny having that done to it

My Blue Woodpecker searched for a big sponge that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

My Blue Woodpecker needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

My Blue Woodpecker desperately desired a hat that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen thing.