Their Stupid Woodpecker

Their Stupid Woodpecker had a spade that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to choose.

Their Stupid Woodpecker desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to choose.

Their Stupid Woodpecker wanted a bat to worship. It is considered to be a weird action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

Their Stupid Woodpecker desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Their Stupid Woodpecker wanted a sponge that they would often smash. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

Their Stupid Woodpecker always had with them a chocolate bar to demolish. It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.