A Dodgy Woodpecker

A Dodgy Woodpecker wanted a ball to put on his head. This seems an extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.

A Dodgy Woodpecker carried a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Woodpecker desperately needed a sponge that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a sponge being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Woodpecker desired a sponge that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

A Dodgy Woodpecker always kept a little monkey that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Woodpecker desired a piece of paper to put up their bum. It was a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was fun. A piece of paper of all things.