The Anxious Woodpecker

The Anxious Woodpecker craved for a melon that they liked to smash. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Woodpecker desperately searched for a sword that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to choose.

The Anxious Woodpecker always carried a porno magazine to drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be epic. A porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Woodpecker desired a mug that they sometimes smash. This seems to be an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Woodpecker desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Woodpecker desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.