Her Tired Woodpecker

Her Tired Woodpecker carried a spade that they liked to experiment on. It is a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Tired Woodpecker desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to worship. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was exciting. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

Her Tired Woodpecker desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

Her Tired Woodpecker often carried a painting of a melon that they would often embrace. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was awe-inspring. A painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

Her Tired Woodpecker desperately wanted a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Tired Woodpecker found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.