My Bewildered Woodpecker

My Bewildered Woodpecker desperately needed a condom that they would often experiment on. It might be a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a condom being the item selected.

My Bewildered Woodpecker looked for a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was exciting. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Woodpecker found a tomato that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Woodpecker desired a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Woodpecker looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Woodpecker always carried a sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sponge was the item that was selected.