Their Jolly Woodpecker

Their Jolly Woodpecker needed a vibrator that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was fun. A vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

Their Jolly Woodpecker always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

Their Jolly Woodpecker desperately desired a sword that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

Their Jolly Woodpecker always kept a mug to put up their bum. It should have been a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to choose.

Their Jolly Woodpecker owned a set square that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen item.

Their Jolly Woodpecker searched for a sword that they would often break. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sword being the item opted for.