Their Lovely Woodpecker

Their Lovely Woodpecker desperately looked for a hat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be sublime. Honestly, a hat being the thing selected.

Their Lovely Woodpecker craved for a bottle of beer to cuddle. It would be a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Woodpecker often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

Their Lovely Woodpecker had a set square that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Woodpecker found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be wonderous. A bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

Their Lovely Woodpecker looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. It would have been a new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.