The Adorable Woodpecker

The Adorable Woodpecker owned a bat to drop. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

The Adorable Woodpecker desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen item.

The Adorable Woodpecker looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been an original idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be simply life. A rubber chicken of all things.

The Adorable Woodpecker desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to break. It would have been a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Woodpecker desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Woodpecker desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.