Her Depressed Woodpecker

Her Depressed Woodpecker found a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Her Depressed Woodpecker always kept a bottle of coke to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

Her Depressed Woodpecker always carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a rubber chicken of all things.

Her Depressed Woodpecker wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Her Depressed Woodpecker had a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. It should have been an odd activity, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

Her Depressed Woodpecker desperately wanted a can of coke that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be sublime. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to select.