The Red Woodpecker

The Red Woodpecker carried a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Woodpecker desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Red Woodpecker desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a different action, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Red Woodpecker needed a tomato that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was wonderous. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Red Woodpecker found a magic 8 ball that they liked to annihilate It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Red Woodpecker desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.