Stupid Woodpecker

Stupid Woodpecker needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

Stupid Woodpecker desperately desired a custard pie that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Woodpecker had a radiator that they would often sleep with. This seems an astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

Stupid Woodpecker had a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Stupid Woodpecker desperately desired a sponge that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a sponge would be the item chosen.

Stupid Woodpecker wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally embrace. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.