The Determined Woodpecker

The Determined Woodpecker had a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Determined Woodpecker desperately craved for a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Woodpecker desperately looked for a stapler to eat. This seems an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Determined Woodpecker desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would drop. It should be a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was amazing. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Determined Woodpecker desperately desired a rubber johnny to throw. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it was magnificent. A rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Determined Woodpecker desperately desired a pint of cider to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.