My Scary Woodpecker

My Scary Woodpecker always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

My Scary Woodpecker desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was selected.

My Scary Woodpecker found a pencil sharpener that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

My Scary Woodpecker desperately craved for a sack of potatoes to play with. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

My Scary Woodpecker wanted a CD player that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Woodpecker always carried a ball that they would sometimes hug. It might have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.