The Confused Woodpecker

The Confused Woodpecker needed a condom that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

The Confused Woodpecker always carried a cucumber to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Confused Woodpecker desperately looked for a tomato that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato having that done to it

The Confused Woodpecker always carried a can of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a somewhat surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Confused Woodpecker always had with them a cucumber that they liked to hug. This seems an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cucumber having that done to it

The Confused Woodpecker desperately searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. It might be a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be exciting. A little monkey was the thing that was chosen.