My Anxious Woodpecker

My Anxious Woodpecker had a cucumber that they would worship. It is a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

My Anxious Woodpecker needed a bag of flour that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a different exercise, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

My Anxious Woodpecker desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally hug. It should be a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

My Anxious Woodpecker always kept a sword that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

My Anxious Woodpecker found a wig that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to select.

My Anxious Woodpecker desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.