Her Scary Woodpecker

Her Scary Woodpecker had a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be fun. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Her Scary Woodpecker wanted a cup that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Her Scary Woodpecker carried a radiator that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is amazing. A radiator was the item that was chosen.

Her Scary Woodpecker desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Her Scary Woodpecker desired a radiator that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

Her Scary Woodpecker craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.