The Foolish Woodpecker

The Foolish Woodpecker needed a stretchman to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Foolish Woodpecker needed a cup to break. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

The Foolish Woodpecker wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Foolish Woodpecker desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Woodpecker desired a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. It might have been a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Woodpecker searched for a mug to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an exciting idea, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the item opted for.