The Bum Loving Woodpecker

The Bum Loving Woodpecker needed a pen that they would often insert somewhere. It would be an extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker had a radiator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a radiator is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. A cucumber is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker owned a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a funny thought, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately desired a helmet that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.