My Exceptional Woodpecker

My Exceptional Woodpecker desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a cup being the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Woodpecker always had with them a set of lego that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

My Exceptional Woodpecker often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

My Exceptional Woodpecker desired a ball that they would smash. It would have been an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

My Exceptional Woodpecker always carried a CD player to put up their bum. This seems an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was entertaining. A CD player being the thing selected.

My Exceptional Woodpecker desperately craved for a dildo to drop. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to select.