A Confused Woodpecker

A Confused Woodpecker always had with them a CD player that they would often eat. It should be a strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Woodpecker always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.

A Confused Woodpecker searched for a chocolate bar to drop. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

A Confused Woodpecker always had with them a computer that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was wonderful. Honestly, a computer of all things.

A Confused Woodpecker owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Woodpecker desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.